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At the London premiere of Kick-Ass (already a very intellectual movie...) celebrities gathered as a joyful bunch and competed for the Horrific Award: a pregnant blonde supermodel (no names please...) got pictured in a not-so-flattering back pose, a famous TV presenter tried to hide underneath a curtain of hair but the magnificent couple, as woodman and Red-y Boobs, got all the attention. Well deserved award. xxJuls

What else do you want me to say? Oh yes I know.... The blond supermodel picture 1, it's Claudia Schiffer! Ciao, Lou.

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Dannii Minogue... If I say ugly is that enough?
What a bad taste, the fake fur, the color, the boots etc...
If you don’t want to wear real fur, don’t wear fur at all, especially not fake! If you are pregnant you want to share your curves, fair enough, why do you need to look fat on top of that? This outfit doesn’t mean anything. It is terrible and the worst for me are the comments on dailymail.co.uk saying “I love this dress”. Really? Lou

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2 Wonderful fashion faux-pas, there is no word to qualify Lindsay Lohan and Kylie Minogue both in Paris for the fashion week, one at Chanel, the other at YSL. Lindsay, aAe you coming back from a Harley Davidson tour and put on quickly some shoes before the show? Kylie, darling I am pretty sure you are not fat, but you do look so! And please never again the nude tights, this is so over since such a long time ago. Lou

OSCARS 2010 / FASHION POLICE

Have you noticed what I've noticed? I can hear you... "All horrible!" yes but what else? All strapless, yes AND all froufrou, stop the ruffles, stop the taffeta, stop the craziness... STOP
Alright guys let's do a countdown: N1 Vera Farmiga, N2 Kate Winslet, N3 Amanda Seyfried, N4 Charlize Theron, N5 Penelope Cruz, N6 Jennifer Lopez, N7 Kristen Stewart, her dress is nice to me it's just that it is not right on her. Which party was that? The Oscars, ah ok. Lou

They all are rigid and old for me. I can't even finger one out as the worst, they are all strong competitors. For young people as Amanda and Kristen it's outrageous to wear such gowns. i must cover my eyes, I can't even look at them! xJuls

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OMG!!! Let me introduce you to a typical Londoner gorilla: Jamie Winstone. Please look at the position, legs wide opened, fitted satin dress, hair color... a disaster... the bag where has she found this antic Westwood piece and the shoes???? If this is British fashion, I can say that i am proud to be French! Lou

At the clockroom in the peak moment of the night she tried to pass by and she was almost walked over as she's probably as tall as David the Gnome. Then people looked at her and realized what she was wearing and at that point they wanted to walk over her on purpose. Her hair is unaccetable. the shoes-bag-leg position is unaccetable. xxJuls

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I don't understand why, but lately the fashion police has been pretty busy...our girls try hard but the results are often critical: an example of 3 is right here: Jennifer Garner, left, is the less tragic with her leather&lace bandeau dress....imagine....Anne Hathaway is SCARY: big eyes, big mouth, small dress: no proportion! Jessica Biel was probably drunk. no other explanations... Julsxx

Lou: First think that these 3 women have access to the showroom of all designers around the planet; that they are loaded so they can buy whatever they want....Finally look at what they look like to the Premiere of their new movie: clowns or actresses?

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OK Catherine (Zeta-Jones), your hubby is older than you and you think that if you wear clothes suitable to your age he'll feel a wreck. you're sweet. but this is not a good reason for looking so dreadful. there's NOTHING we can save here. Please next time wear a waste bag on top of your outfit. Thanks. Julsxx

Oulalalala.... a mistake like this one is unforgettable and inexcusable.
This is a big fashion faux-pas. How can you Catherine? The boots are nice, why do you mix them with this horrible fur coat; God knows how important fur is to me; but shiny and old fashioned NO!
And this hat, and this scarf and the bag, looks like fake leather btw... where did you find those???

FASHION POLICE - THE GRAMMYS

We are not going to speak about the Grammys, but these two need a special mention: the 2 pieces-flowery-satin-one shoulder-ball skirt outfit is a pain for the eyes! my lovely girl, are you blind? who suggested this to you? and why are you smiling? there's nothing funny here!

The other one is a very brave woman: the look is so hideous that it cannot be true. nice panties....... Julsxx

She seems so proud of her....I feel very bad about making fun of her but this is not allowed!!! Purple, satin, with pink yellow and green floral embroideries…. Please tell me darling that your mother confectioned it for you???
Oh and concerning Sonny and Cher, Halloween is in October guys! Lou

SAG Awards - Fashion Police

Juls: WOW it is always tough to choose the lucky 3 that will be judged by the Fashion Police, as there are always so many terrible outfits! this time we have "old" lady Sigourney Weaver that isn't quite sure how to work the (dreadful!) asymmetric look so she's trying to compensate it bending on the other side. Then the totally unknown Chery Hines, who decided to come to public view with a freakin' scary dress: too shiny, too tight and too long. too bad!!! Finally Bonnie Sommerville (?) thought that her dress was too boring (true!) so she splashed it with silver paint. Bad idea. xx

Lou: I don't know what to say, I think that Juls has entirely summed up the situation. Oh, just one thing, "Ladies (the 3 up there), next time if you don't know what to do on a Saturday night... just stay home, sometimes it's better".

FASHION POLICE: THE GOLDEN GLOBES

Juls: in this section we could have put 100 pictures, but these 3 sum up well the disasters of the night: Kate Hudson has some problem with semplicity.....a more constructed dress and high/bulky shoes were difficult to find and a more boring/old hair-do also not easy to do. Patricia Arquette, which is probably 120 years-old decided to wrap herself in the sarong she bought in Sharm-el-sheik, quite astonishing. But the golden globe goes to Mickey Plastic Face Rourke, ridicolous with leather lined jacket, chains and hat, but even more with the 19 y-o long legged blonde that was in his arms.... xx

Lou: Why white???? It is raining! Haven't you noticed Kate that someone is holding an umbrella above your head? Or is that because you so desperately want to get married again? Why horrible??? Because you have no taste or because you've been influenced ? Oh and Patricia, is it you or your sister who plays a medium? Because really you should have heard from Hollywood our fashion police siren ringing. And Mickey, apparently you are on your way to Mexico, so have a good time! Lou

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Nicole Scherzinger at People's choice awards

Juls: Seriously? Tutankhamun called and wants his dress back.
Don't even get me started on hair and make-up...

Lou: I can't believe she did it!!! No please... the dress obviously, the hair but the pink LIPSTICK! No I really can't believe it.